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The Great Panjandrum and the Food Thief

It was a Sunday afternoon and Mable’s owners had just set out her food. Mable began to cautiously take a few bites, but she didn’t have much time to eat because pretty soon a small black and white cat charged … Continue reading

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How the Great Panjandrum Got His Name

In an animal shelter at 1997 N Clybourn Ave in Chicago there were eight kittens who all slept together, ate together, and played together. All the kittens were cute, all the kittens were playful, but one of them would be … Continue reading

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The Great Panjandrum and the Viking Propellers

The Great Panjandrum was reading a scholarly article on Viking ships, which had been brought to his attention by a Danish cat named Skrill. This article, by one Dr. Gunnarson, claimed that Vikings had driven their ships (in the absence … Continue reading

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The Great Panjandrum and the East Wind

All summer there had been no East Wind in Chicago, and no rain. Usually, the East Wind blew across Lake Michigan, and the air picked up moisture and formed clouds. The clouds came over Chicago and surrounding areas and made … Continue reading

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